does masturbation count as exercise if so then yes i’m very athletic
when i was in high school we had to do exercise logs for gym credits in order to graduate and one kid in my school wrote that he masturbated 5 hours a week every single week and he got the credits because as long as his mom signed off on it it was considered valid exercise
he graduated high school for masturbating
Are we gonna talk about how Dean is a knight of hell now
And not just a knight of hell
the knight if hell
The big daddy demon and the destroyer of all
Are we gonna talk about how there’s one being in the universe that can control him
Are we gonna talk about how that creator is Lucifer
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*
"It’s bad alright"